The hopeless romantic collection 💕
The background story...
You turn up at your local wheelbarrow race alone...again. You tell the ref you're looking for a
TABLE FOR ONE
and they say they only accept couples and ask you to leave. You tell the wheelbarrow ref you
GOT THE ICK
from all that couple talk anyway and go home alone to text that Tinder date who hasn't replied for a few weeks. Maybe they just haven't seen your messages? So you message them and say
TEXT BACK x
because who doesn't love a triple texter? They text back and tell you to leave them alone. But you're just so buzzing they replied so text your friend to think of a witty response. But your best friend says
DON'T REPLY YET
and to play it cool. But you don't listen and you reply immediately (sure what do they know, they have been in a relationship for 5 years?)
and would you look at that, you're
GHOSTED AGAIN x
